| Commands | Permissions | Description |
| /Emotionz | emotionz.emotionz | Allows the player to view all the Emotionz! |
| /911 | emotionz.911 | <Player> calls 911 on <Player>! |
| /amazeballs | emotionz.amazeballs | <Player> thinks that <Player> is amazeballs! |
| /annoy | emotionz.annoy | <Player> tries to annoy <Player> but fails! |
| /argue | emotionz.argue | <Player> argues with <Player>! |
| /bai | emotionz.bai | <Player> waves bai to <Player>! |
| /bitchslap | emotionz.bitchslap | <Player> bitchslaps <Player>! |
| /boo | emotionz.boo | <Player> scares <Player>! |
| /bye | emotionz.bye | <Player> waves bye to <Player>! |
| /cake | emotionz.cake | <Player> throws chocolate fudge cake at <Player>! What a waste... |
| /chill | emotionz.chill | <Player> tells <Player> to chill! |
| /chillpill | emotionz.chillpill | <Player> tells <Player> to take a chill pill! |
| /cray | emotionz.cray | <Player> thinks that <Player> is cray! |
| /craycray | emotionz.craycray | <Player> thinks that <Player> is craycray! |
| /cry | emotionz.cry | <Player> cries in <Player>'s arms! |
| /dance | emotionz.dance | <Player> asks <Player> to dance with them! |
| /date | emotionz.date | <Player> asks <Player> to go on a date with them! |
| /derp | emotionz.derp | <Player> derps in front of <Player>! |
| /divorce | emotionz.divorce | <Player> tells <Player> to sign the divorce papers! |
| /doublefacepalm | emotionz.doublefacepalm | <Player> doublefacepalms at the sight of <Player>! |
| /ekick | emotionz.ekick | <Player> kicks <Player> in the privates, I bet that's got to hurt! |
| /ew | emotionz.ew | <Player> thinks that <Player> is kinda ew! |
| /facedesk | emotionz.facedesk | <Player> facedesks at the sight of <Player>! |
| /facepalm | emotionz.facepalm | <Player> facepalms at the sight of <Player>! |
| /fail | emotionz.fail | <Player> thinks that <Player> is a fail! |
| /fap | emotionz.fap | <Player> faps at the thought of <Player>! Better get some tissues! |
| /fart | emotionz.fart | <Player> farts and blames it on <Player>! |
| /fml | emotionz.fml | <Player> feels the urge to FML at <Player>! |
| /goodbye | emotionz.goodbye | <Player> waves goodbye to <Player>! |
| /gtfo | emotionz.gtfo | <Player> tells <Player> to gtfo! |
| /hai | emotionz.hai | <Player> waves hai to <Player>! |
| /hate | emotionz.hate | <Player> hates <Player> with a fiery passion! |
| /hi | emotionz.hi | <Player> waves hi at <Player>! |
| /highfive | emotionz.highfive | <Player> gives <Player> a highfive! |
| /hug | emotionz.hug | <Player> throws their arms around <Player> and hugs them! |
| /idiot | emotionz.idiot | <Player> thinks that <Player> is an idiot! |
| /kiss | emotionz.kiss | <Player> kisses <Player>! |
| /lick | emotionz.lick | <Player> looks at <Player> and wonders whether or not to lick their nipple! |
| /lmao | emotionz.lmao | <Player> laughs their ass off at <Player>! |
| /lmfao | emotionz.lmfao | <Player> laughs their effing ass off at <Player>! |
| /lol | emotionz.lol | <Player> laughs out loud at <Player>! |
| /love | emotionz.love | <Player> confesses their love for <Player>! |
| /makeout | emotionz.makeout | <Player> makes out with <Player>! |
| /marry | emotionz.marry | <Player> pops the question to <Player>! |
| /meow | emotionz.meow | <Player> meows at <Player> like a crazy person! |
| /moo | emotionz.moo | <Player> moos at <Player> like a crazy person! |
| /omg | emotionz.omg | <Player> is in shock at <Player> and feels the need to OMG! |
| /pee | emotionz.pee | <Player> pees all over <Player>! |
| /pie | emotionz.pie | <Player> throws a pie at <Player>! |
| /poke | emotionz.poke | <Player> pokes <Player>! |
| /poop | emotionz.poop | <Player> throws their poop at <Player>! |
| /puke | emotionz.puke | <Player> pukes their guts up all over <Player>! |
| /punch | emotionz.punch | <Player> gives <Player> a good ol' right hook! |
| /quack | emotionz.quack | <Player> quacks at <Player> like a crazy person! |
| /rage | emotionz.rage | <Player> is enraged with fury at <Player>! |
| /ragequit | emotionz.ragequit | <Player> ragequits because of <Player>! |
| /ratchet | emotionz.ratchet | <Player> thinks <Player> is ratchet AF! |
| /rawr | emotionz.rawr | <Player> rawrs at <Player>! |
| /rofl | emotionz.rofl | <Player> rolls on the floor laughing at <Player>! |
| /scream | emotionz.scream | <Player> screams in the face of <Player>! |
| /shoot | emotionz.shoot | <Player> shoots <Player> in the face. I hope I get a nice cell mate! |
| /slap | emotionz.slap | <Player> slaps <Player> across the face! |
| /smack | emotionz.smack | <Player> smacks <Player> in the mouth! Ouch! |
| /smile | emotionz.smile | <Player> looks at <Player> with a diabolical smile! |
| /sneeze | emotionz.sneeze | <Player> sneezes all over <Player>! |
| /spam | emotionz.spam | <Player> spams <Player>! |
| /spank | emotionz.spank | <Player> spanks <Player>! Ohh, kinky! |
| /stalk | emotionz.stalk | <Player> follows <Player> as they stalk them! |
| /stfu | emotionz.stfu | <Player> tells <Player> to stfu! |
| /tickle | emotionz.tickle | <Player> tickles <Player>'s feet! |
| /touch | emotionz.touch | <Player> tries to touch <Player>, but gets sent to jail! |
| /troll | emotionz.troll | <Player> attempts to troll <Player>, but fails miserably! |
| /twerk | emotionz.twerk | <Player> twerks in front of <Player>! You go gurrrl! |
| /wave | emotionz.wave | <Player> waves at <Player>! |
| /welcome | emotionz.welcome | <Player> welcomes <Player> with open arms! |
| /whistle | emotionz.whistle | <Player> whistles at <Player>'s hot body! |
| /wink | emotionz.wink | <Player> winks at <Player> as they walk past! |
| /woof | emotionz.woof | <Player> woofs at <Player> like a crazy person! |
| /wtf | emotionz.wtf | <Player> looks at <Player> and thinks WTF?! |
| /yawn | emotionz.yawn | <Player> yawns and tries to put their arm around <Player>! Nice try ;) |
| /yell | emotionz.yell | <Player> yells at <Player>! |