Bukkit

# DeathMSG Config File
# (P) is replaced with player name or display name
# Use ~ to separate messages

# Display names include prefix/suffix, set to false for basic usernames
use-display-names: true

# Mob deaths
skeleton: (P) was Skeleton'd.~(P) got shot by a Skerrington.
zombie: (P) was eaten alive.~(P) had their brain sucked out.
enderman: (P) was kidnapped by a tall faceless man.~(P) couldn't find the last page.
magma-cube: (P) got melted by a Magma Cube.
zombie-pigman: (P) was oinked to death.
blaze: (P) got blazed in the worst way possible.
slime: (P) got all sticky.
cave-spider: (P) was bitten by a little spider.
spider: (P) got stuck in the wrong web.
iron-golem: (P) got smashed by an Iron Golem.
wolf: (P) stole the wrong bone.
silverfish: (P) was eaten by a Silverfish.
giant: (P) was flicked away by a Giant.

# Killed by creeper, ghast, OR TNT
blew-up: (P) got blewed up.~(P) asploaded.

# Others
fire: (P) is crisp af.~(P) is one hot tamale.
fall: (P) is a pancake.
lava: (P) stepped in to the wrong hottub.
suffocate: (P) was crushed to death.
drown: (P) forgot his diving gear